Friday, July 08, 2005


Yep, it's finally here. The N-Game has been being played for ages, and finally Nintendo have decided to do something about it. Yesterday, in the office, I was stupid enough to volunteer to make a blog to help advertise the Revolution (while probably also being flamed worldwide). Every so often Nintendo will give me a clue which I will post here as to the Revolutionary feature. They've been doing it for ages, but it seems that people are dimmer than they used to be, so they've decided to come out clean through me. Here is a small FAQ:

Why are you called the N-Game?

Nintendo chose that.

How can you prove that you are real?

I can't, you have to either believe me or not.

Can you show us a picture of the controller?

No, and I won't reply to any e-mails sent to me. (I don't actually have access to the address)

Cool, when will the first clue come?

Even I don't know the answer to that one!

Do you work for Nintendo?

Yes and no, let's just say I work for, how do you say, a second party. I don't know if that phrase actually exists, but anyway.

Have you seen the controller?

Yup, and I was amazed.

Is Aries real?

No comment.